Kellyanne Conway tried to do stand-up 20 years ago. I wouldn’t call it atrocious, but it deserves a definite meh. It doesn’t matter if you’re Republican or Democrat. Most politicians suck at humor. Why? Because they can’t risk offending people. To be funny, you have to actually say what you mean. Many of our lawmakers are too scared for that. They’re cowards by nature. Comedians are brave. That’s why Al Franken rocks. Are you offended? Don’t mind me. I’m not that important.